Captain: Harry Maguire
Vice Captains: André Onana and Reece James

GK: ONANANA
LB: SHAWBERTO CARLOS
LCB: GOAT CB
RCB: UPAMAGUIRE
RB: DIVORCE KING
LM: DINOSAUR
LCM: JOHNNY SINS
RCM: BELLIGOL
RM: NINJA TURTLE
LS: SEWEY
RS: THE BITER

SUB: GOAT GK
SUB: OUR BUS DRIVER
SUB: HOSPITAL
SUB: FREDINHO
SUB: FANK U
SUB: FIDGET SPINNER
SUB: DARWIZZY

RES: “I GOTTA TAKE A SH*T”
RES: WHITE TEETH
RES: SCOTT R9
RES: €100M FLOP