Player - Garang Kuol
Very black
Player - Tanguy Kouassi
WIth such ears he should think about becoming a goalkeeper. He might use his ears like an extra pair of hands when stopping the ball.
Team - FC Schalke 04
i completely forgot about the existence of this “team”
Team - Hamburger SV
Hmm i love me a hamburger mmh
Player - George Bello
Real Age predictions?
Player - Saido Berahino
He tried to put a huge ass dildo straight in his anus and died because of that, fucking sad 😔
Player - Saido Berahino
Young player in PL scores 2 goals in a season:
English people: 👀👀👀👀
The reality is almost always this
Player - Silas Wamangituka
He in the next FIFA 22: https://sofifa.com/player/231900/fakeplayer-fakeplayer/160017
Player - Yves Bissouma
Oh please stop it, always with the same excuses "No this player needs this to perform" bla bla, literally seen this about every underperforming player. Maybe they aren't as good as we think? Our recruitment is poor anyway. Partey is good but his impact is not as big for the money we paid for him
Player - Yves Bissouma
He is a worse passer than Partey when it comes to smart passes, progressive passes, he also doesn't make any runs into the final third to provide linking up. Arsenal should avoid wasting money on another DM (as if Partey wasn't ineffective enough)
Player - Yves Bissouma
He’s not “sooooooo goood”
Player - Yves Bissouma
Drugs in Portugal are good
Player - Yves Bissouma
Again more people thinking he’ll move to big clubs meanwhile we know the peak of his career will be where he is rn. Ass dribbling and ball interception and bang average 1 on 1 tackling. He’s not going anywhere retards if he is it’s to the Championship
Player - Yves Bissouma
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Player - Eric García
Araujo 79 - Pique 85 - Garcia 77
Dest 81 Alba 87
Busquets 86
De jong 89 Pedri 82
Messi 94
Fati 80/Dembele 84
Player - Jeremie Frimpong
Who's the Man? You the man! Strong, Healthy, Black Man!
Team - FC Schalke 04
(Tarzan Luiz, NALDOOOOOO, Gatorade Guy....) Hey dudes, I changed my name and photo, now you know my real nickname in augmentative, it is intended to not need to change again.
My photo is baby Yoda with Mohawk and Schalke's scarf drinking Brahma (Brazilian popular beer) in the crowded Maracanã (my BR team stadium). #Peace
Player - Joshua Kimmich
https://s3a.sofifa.net/751ac576f1b45a031543f239498a937cc4064027.jpg
https://s3a.sofifa.net/43dbebdc8b75cbd3cf9725eef1b9feddd61b7b38.jpg
KKKKKKKKK KIMMICH
Player - Joshua Kimmich
Got the deserved Haaland treatment. Hope he'd humble down!
Player - Joshua Kimmich
I don't see he's RM quality. Would be a bench warmer at Real tbh.
Player - Joshua Kimmich
Bayern fans were really saying that he was better than Paul Scholes😂😭, most deluded fans on the planet with Barcelona and Liverpool fans
https://s3a.sofifa.net/3cff75c620c8ae12b76bc93aba874f72d6e790fd.jpg
Player - Amine Harit
I do not understand why some people rate this guy so high. So i made a List of Pros and Cons:
Pro:
+ Skillful Dribbler
+ Pretty solid at giving deadly passes
+ still young so he has time to improve and show his full potential
+ Best Scorer last Season, where he scored 6 Goals (1 Penalty) and 5 Assists, where he was a successful playmaker in the first half of the season under Wagner.
Cons:
- Limited set of playmaking abilities. He lacks Positioning and Crossing in terms of technical abilities, his physis is not good enough to tank through enemy lines aswell ( i know thats not his player type) and he does not have the pace like a Jadon Sancho to be super dangerous in counter attacks. In my mind thats the reason why he only worked in the first half of the season 19/20 because enemy teams learned how to deal with him and after they managed that he was basically dealt with and couldnt be used in other ways.
- In terms of defending he is always one player less because he cant defend at all, not even decent at it. He still deserves the Medium Defense Workrate because he tries atleast but despite the effort he puts into it sometimes i cant recall any use from it.
- In terms of mentality i despise him, he does not have the Ego of an Nabil Bentaleb but this guy just drove over someone in Morocco, got convicted and just paid a fine of a few hundred Euros + 10.000 Euros for the family. Comparing this with the "Kudamm- Raser" judgment in germany where someone got sentenced for life in jail for basically the same thing you can see the difference in measurement. But not just that, he also got suspended for being disrespectul, even after Schalke tried to help him after that incident. How on earth does that fit into the principles of the "Kumpel und Malocher Club"?
Links:
https://www.faz.net/aktuell/sport/fussball/schalke-04-spieler-amine-harit-nach-autounfall-verurteilt-15717513.html
https://www.transfermarkt.de/-bdquo-sport1-ldquo-schalke-suspendiert-harit-bentaleb-amp-ibisevic-ndash-mit-stambouli-bdquo-alles-ausgeraumt-ldquo-/view/news/375041
Team - FC Schalke 04
Fährmann is by far the worst goalkeeper in the Bundesliga. It's ridiculous that Rønnow, who actually is a decent gk, has to sit on the bench.
Player - Rayan Cherki
my prediction for him
- gonna win ypoty in ligue 1 in 2021-22 season
- the following window he secures a move to dortmund at 75 ovr and a 70 million transfer fee
- gonna take the dortmund team by storm and score double digits and assist at least 5
- the next window rumors of a move to barca or real emerge but don't come into fruition - by this point he's 21 and 84 overall.
- he has another monster season and becomes top 25 in the world
- this time he secures a move to real madrid at 89 overall
- he peaks at top 5 in the world, comes back to lyon at 35, and finishes his career there after a short stint with inter miami
Player - Kilian Ludewig
worst player in Bundesliga history
Team - FC Schalke 04
worst club of the history even worst than derby county 2007/08 and norwich city all the times they come back to premier league
Player - Domingos Quina
He is a beast
Even in game he deserve at least 73/87
Player - Karim Adeyemi
Better then Werner
Player - Ozan Kabak
How are people asking for upgrades. He is literally the reason for schalkes bad performances
Player - Dušan Tadić
Deserved downgrade
Team - FC Schalke 04
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Team - FC Schalke 04
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Team - FC Schalke 04
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Player - Nicolas Pépé
Lmao imagine posting irrelevant stats