Player - Etienne Green
His name is what St. Etienne would be if they were a generic team in PES
Player - Fabiano Parisi
Patsy Parisi
Player - Josko Gvardiol
Nah, he's not. In Croatia, we don't track birth dates. For example, Modrić is actually 29. He wanted to be able to drink when he was 11, like all of the Balkan people, and got an ID that said he was 18. And it kinda stuck. Gvardiol is actually 75, but looks good because of daily intakes of rakija.
Player - Serge Gnabry
Here’s a list of players’ in-game sprint speed next to their real sprint speeds according to official Bundesliga stats. Something seem weird about it?
https://s3a.sofifa.net/11c89c545fac92d1b73aa72a0cb2087cfed8d9eb.jpg
Player - Paul Pogba
"On his day he's class" The day must be feb 29th because its about once every 4 years
Player - Ferland Mendy
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=SleOlJKLhu4