Looking to challenge for European football this season, Newcastle United sign French Salvadorian wonder kid Jose Canas (El Gordo). 18 games into the season and Canas has registered 27 goals in the league and is on track to break the Premier League goal record. Sources say Florentino Perez is extremely interested in bringing Canas to the Bernabeu next season. In a recent press conference Canas told reporters his dream is to play for Los Blancos.