the handmaiden's snail

the handmaiden's snail

FIFA 23 7 feb 2023
apestogetherstrong 3 mar 2023

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EDIT: added and removed a couple of players, wouldn't make this many signings, just included many of the options

Chelsea really needs a complete re-work to redeem themselves, crazy spending has further ruined our reputation. A move towards smarter signings and removing the deadwood is desperately needed for the club image and to balance the books.

SIGNINGS:
Emphasis on cheaper, underrated players to round off the squad following the Hollywood signings.

- TONEY in from Brentford, very rounded and clinical striker who would probably want a step up in club (and wages). Chelsea always chase big no.9 signings that have virtually all failed, a prem-proven player like Toney should be where we look to break the curse. Not saying he's anywhere near as good, but echoes of drogba - late bloomer, strong, clinical, smart, hold-up play and great skill with back to goal.
- DEWSBURY-HALL from Leicester if not for an insane fee, with their current position should be easier to buy players, they got their insane fees for Maguire, Chilwell etc. when they were competing for champions league. Smart and hard-working player.
- PALHINHA from Fulham, can't really say he'd want a step up too much when fulham are above us lol but can't help but feel like he'd want to play for a bigger club, beast of a destroyer which would allow the CMs to do their thing, especially a CAM like mount in a mid 3. Also prem-proven.
- SKHIRI on a free, very underrated, amazing interceptions and initiating counters
- TAPSOBA as the Thiago Silva successor, smart and progressive centre back, will fight with Fofana if he's not injured to be main centre back.
- J. GREAVES from Hull, should be very cheap as Chelsea signings go, promising young centre back, probably loaned to lower prem club for a season or two.
- WALKER-PETERS from Southampton, especially given their likelihood of relegation should be a no-brainer signing, rounded, prem-proven fullback, can fill in left and right back.
- LAFONT from Nantes, great shot-stopper, think he's gna be the next big thing, heavy rotation with Kepa

SALES:
The current squad is far too big with underperformers/quality players just not suited to the club or even league.

- LUKAKU - obviously
- HAVERTZ - definitely would not mind keeping him, has had to play everywhere, normally out of position, but don't really see a place for him in a 433, and would be best to sell him early whilst he keeps the value/his contract is still there. going back to germany he could maybe be the new muller for bayern, win-win for both parties.
- ZIYECH - also good player but seems set on leaving, quite uninterested on the pitch and sometimes amazing vision but sometimes very predictable. a club like Milan would really want him, PSG also interested.
- AUBAMAYENG - no words needed, could be good somewhere else but not for Chelsea
- PULISIC - mainly because he's so injury-prone, could get a decent fee and there are too many wingers ahead of him atm even though he can be very good
- KANTE - love him, Chelsea legend, but also very injury-prone now, and for someone with a game so based on physical ability (not that he isn't a very good passer) don't see him performing at the top much longer
- GALLAGHER - probably not at the Chelsea level, maybe he'll prove me wrong. Would get a big fee (e.g. from Everton). going back to crystal palace with Viera would be another win-win.
- CHALOBAH - would not mind keeping as well, but also not at Chelsea level imo, looks very shakey in 1on1s especially, another player who would give a decent fee, as young english players always do.
- AZPI - great servant to the club, should be given a hero's exit and probably play a decent couple of seasons in spain before retirement.
- MENDY - had an amazing stretch of form but that seems very far away now and he is quite error-prone and lacking with his feet. still an amazing shot-stopper and dominant goalkeeper who a lot of clubs would want.
- KOULIBALY - still has time to redeem himself but i think the best option would be to sell him while we still can and focus on the development of other players, has seemed very out of place and is on huge wages.
- BROJA - most controversial sale, definitely has a lot of promise but potentially a bit too head-down for me, amazing at getting in behind and his speed and shooting are quality but in a possession-based side, or more modern football in general it's harder for players like him. I'm 50/50 on this one, but the sale for him could definitely be huge and for both the finances and image of the club I think a big sale like this would be important. milan one club allegedly interested.




Rosa
NomeEtàValutazione generalePotenzialeSquadra & Contratto ValoresalarioStatistiche totali
A. Lafont 2380??
Nantes
2021 ~ 2024
€25.5M€21K1259
R. James 2284
??
Chelsea
2017 ~ 2025
€57M€120K2258
Thiago Silva 3786??
Chelsea
2020 ~ 2023
€12M€115K2014
B. Badiashile 2177??
Chelsea
2023 ~ 2030
€22M€57K1762
Gayà 2782??
Valencia
2012 ~ 2027
€32M€44K2094
Palhinha 2681??
Fulham
2022 ~ 2027
€28.5M€66K2019
E. Fernández 2181
+1
??
+1
Chelsea
2023 ~ 2031
€52M€86K2175
N. Fekir 2885??
Real Betis
2019 ~ 2026
€54.5M€48K2135
C. Nkunku 2486??
RB Leipzig
2019 ~ 2024
€94M€90K2182
M. Mudryk 2277
+2
??
+2
Chelsea
2023 ~ 2031
€23.5M€83K1857
I. Toney 2683
+4
??
+4
Brentford
2020 ~ 2025
€45.5M€81K2085
Kepa 2781??
Chelsea
2018 ~ 2025
€25.5M€86K1337
K. Walker-Peters 2578??
Southampton
2020 ~ 2025
€19M€48K1861
E. Tapsoba 2380
??
Bayer 04 Leverkusen
2020 ~ 2026
€29M€46K1913
L. Colwill 1971??
Brighton & Hove Albion
30 giu 2023 In prestito
€4.2M€25K1714
C. Günter 2980
??
SC Freiburg
2012 ~ 2026
€18.5M€34K2011
E. Skhiri 2779??
FC Köln
2019 ~ 2023
€18M€31K2083
M. Kovačić 2883??
Chelsea
2019 ~ 2024
€36.5M€145K2139
J. Bowen 2580??
West Ham United
2020 ~ 2025
€25M€73K1991
E. Forsberg 3080??
RB Leipzig
2015 ~ 2025
€20.5M€58K1931
R. Sterling 2785
??
Chelsea
2022 ~ 2027
€57.5M€180K2086
D. Fofana 1968??
Chelsea
2023 ~ 2029
€2.9M€21K1691
M. Gusto 1975
??
Olympique Lyonnais
30 giu 2023 In prestito
€11.5M€37K1915
Kim Min Jae 2579??
Napoli
2022 ~ 2025
€22M€49K1770
W. Fofana 2179??
Chelsea
2022 ~ 2028
€33M€67K1773
M. Senesi 2576
-1
??
-3
AFC Bournemouth
2022 ~ 2026
€8.5M€38K1837
J. Greaves 2171??
Hull City
2017 ~ 2026
€3.9M€8K1699
L. Kelly 2373??
AFC Bournemouth
2019 ~ 2024
€5.5M€28K1785
M. Kilman 2576??
Wolverhampton Wanderers
2018 ~ 2026
€9.5M€58K1762
B. Chilwell 2582??
Chelsea
2020 ~ 2025
€37M€110K2106
Cucurella 2381??
Chelsea
2022 ~ 2028
€34.5M€90K2132
I. Maatsen 2073??
Burnley
30 giu 2023 In prestito
€6.5M€43K1916
K. Phillips 2680??
Manchester City
2022 ~ 2028
€25M€110K2085
E. Ampadu 2173??
Spezia
30 giu 2023 In prestito
€6M€43K1803
K. Dewsbury-Hall 2376??
Leicester City
2016 ~ 2024
€10M€58K2026
Andrey Santos 1870??
Chelsea
2023 ~ 2028
€3.7M€16K1828
N. Madueke 2077??
Chelsea
2023 ~ 2030
€23M€72K1896
O. Hutchinson 1864??
Chelsea
2022 ~ 2025
€1.5M€7K1625
M. Gibbs-White 2276
+1
??
-1
Nottingham Forest
2022 ~ 2027
€12M€47K1988
T. Kubo 2174??
Real Sociedad
2022 ~ 2027
€9.5M€19K1805
C. Chukwuemeka 1864??
Chelsea
2022 ~ 2028
€1.6M€7K1687
W. Gnonto 1872
??
Leeds United
2022 ~ 2027
€5.5M€9K1778
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