89
Overall
90
Attack
88
Midfield
89
Defence
- GK: TRUMP. Among the tallest, he has terrific reflexes, but horrible handling abilities since his hands are so small. Sad!
- RB: MUSSOLINI. Very fast boi, he uses his pace to run from his former friends. Not very good at attacking, especially against Greek teams.
- CB: BOLSONARO. The weakest of the team, he's fairly good defensively but he thinks he's better than he actually is. Very scandal prone.
- CB: XI JINPING. Very very good defensively but also decent in attacking, especially against dissidents and Uighurs. He's very discreet, therefore people tend to underrate him.
- LB: STALIN. He's good defensively and a good attacker against German teams. Has a bit of a temper.
- CDM: PUTIN. Despite his physique, he's a rock in front of the defense. Has a very strong character and most people are scared of him, especially when he offers them a cup of tea.
- CM: CHURCHILL. The playmaker of the team, he's the assistman and the excellent passer. Works a lot for the team and is lovable, but it was recently rumour he had a bit of resentment against POC, therefore his popularity dropped.
- CM: KIM JONG-UN. With his 170cm x 136 kg he has the most strength of the team, but he's not very fast nor agile. Mostly used as a gate in the midfield, he recently was out of the team for supposed health problems, but apparently made a full recovery
- RW: HITLER. Bossing the right wing is the captain and most famous player of the team. He's also hated for his attitude on the pitch and some people compare his speed to that of a train headed to Poland. Doesn't get along very well with Stalin
- ST: BIN LADEN. Bombing the opponent's box, his best quality is going up in the air like a plane to score his famous headers
- LW: MAO. Like his younger compatriot, he's underrated cause for some reason people tend to not talk much about him, but he's lethal on the left wing.
- RB: MUSSOLINI. Very fast boi, he uses his pace to run from his former friends. Not very good at attacking, especially against Greek teams.
- CB: BOLSONARO. The weakest of the team, he's fairly good defensively but he thinks he's better than he actually is. Very scandal prone.
- CB: XI JINPING. Very very good defensively but also decent in attacking, especially against dissidents and Uighurs. He's very discreet, therefore people tend to underrate him.
- LB: STALIN. He's good defensively and a good attacker against German teams. Has a bit of a temper.
- CDM: PUTIN. Despite his physique, he's a rock in front of the defense. Has a very strong character and most people are scared of him, especially when he offers them a cup of tea.
- CM: CHURCHILL. The playmaker of the team, he's the assistman and the excellent passer. Works a lot for the team and is lovable, but it was recently rumour he had a bit of resentment against POC, therefore his popularity dropped.
- CM: KIM JONG-UN. With his 170cm x 136 kg he has the most strength of the team, but he's not very fast nor agile. Mostly used as a gate in the midfield, he recently was out of the team for supposed health problems, but apparently made a full recovery
- RW: HITLER. Bossing the right wing is the captain and most famous player of the team. He's also hated for his attitude on the pitch and some people compare his speed to that of a train headed to Poland. Doesn't get along very well with Stalin
- ST: BIN LADEN. Bombing the opponent's box, his best quality is going up in the air like a plane to score his famous headers
- LW: MAO. Like his younger compatriot, he's underrated cause for some reason people tend to not talk much about him, but he's lethal on the left wing.
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