Honcho Crunchwrap

I like being surprised tbh.

Facts the tottenham user guy, the million chelsea guys, the bum who lost us Baguette, and kappakap. just let them be

I actually think Sesko was true, he just decided to re sign instead of come here. I have a feeling we weren’t willing to pay the RC, but who knows

especially with the media firewall that’s been established, any rumour is going to come from an agent. look at Sesko for example

„No”

Would you take Max Beier?

This is gonna be memed so hard if not already 😭

https://x.com/cagiago_/status/1800583034363908452?s=46&t=8zHVmNqihHdJMpm0BZlZcQ He’s never living these pictures down

The transfer window hasn't even started yet 😭

How it should be.

Relax, everything has been pretty cloak and dagger with Teta and Edu for the last couple windows. We’ll hear something concrete when the club want us to hear something

Raya https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1800871918440247557

Okay, you keep your players, and we keep ours? Yeah? Deal 👌🏼 Let’s see the table next season

You’re taking the piss if you wouldn’t take Gabriel & Saliba too?

Chelsea have £1 billion pounds circus loads of clowns are employed in Chelsea Sorry but ode and white are professional footballers don't think they want to be part of the biggest clown show. Called Chelsea..

Even McGinn looks confused 💀

https://s3a.sofifa.net/4da12134ef34a124ddc5de341f453d870e3072fe.png Scotland init

Crazy to see people getting worked up over certain "targets" not choosing us or a lack of transfer "activity" We almost won the PL with Kai Havertz as our starting ST and David Raya as our starting GK. If someone told you that last May you'd laugh in their face. Calma....

Even Fabrizio and David can't leak Edu & Mikels tranfer list.

Reasons why we need midfielders more than strikers or wingers: - 91 goals last season. -Spurs at home: lost midfield & conceded cheep goal in 2nd half - Fulham away: lost midfield & conceded cheap goal in 2nd half - Fulham at home: lost midfield & conceded cheap goal in second half - Liverpool away: lost midfield & conceded almost conceded cheap goal in second half - Villa at home: lost midfield & conceded cheap goal in the second half - Bayern away: lost midfield & conceded cheap goal in the second half

Because he wants to go the MLS. He’s said he’s not moving this summer and Atletico will be his last club in Europe. He’s not exactly on the market.

Just bought tickets for the Arsenal v Liverpool preseason friendly in Philly. Going to be my daughter's first Arsenal game!!!

1000% yes.

Yes 100%

Great decision. We got Kai up there so us investing in a winger makes most sense.

Plenty of fish in the sea. Teta and Edu will get it right.

https://x.com/R24AFC/status/1800495198017073194 I’m enjoying this

Really don't want Gyokeres. Guy look so clumsy. Screams Darwin Nunez to me.

Now that Sesko is a no go I hope our marquee signing is for the midfield, Martinelli not firing, Jesus not firing and we still bag 91 goals. Just bring a Joao Neves or a Bruno G and bully teams around for 90 minutes.

I think France is the safest bet. I like England and Portugal. Croatia always a dark horse. Germany too considering their form and home advantage.

France is definitely best on paper

USA USA USA In honor of 80 years since D-Day we will once again be invading Europe and letting freedom ring 🦅🦅🦅

He’ll be too busy trying to slander Martinelli while Vini and Rodrygo drop ghost seshes at Copa America

My Arsenal related Euros predictions - Kai top scores as Germany easily win the tournament. - Saka assists 4 of England’s 7 goals but doesn’t score as England are eliminated in the R16 after finishing second in their group. Rivals and the media try to run narratives, but the internet wakes up and defends him. - Rice plays fine but his lack of incisive passing and a partner who lets him bomb forward hold him (and England) back. - Ramsdale doesn’t play a single minute. We keep him as backup due to not being able to sell him. - Trossard scores a couple goals as Belgium make the semis. - Jorginho does what Jorginho does as Italy top their group. - Kiwior looks horrible as Poland get eliminated at the group stage. Shouts to replace him ramp up. - Unai Simon gets dropped for Raya, who is a monster in a PK shootout to send Spain to the final. - Saliba gets subbed on early due to injury, France shockingly concede a goal that he’s like 4% at fault for that leads to their early elimination (it’s Theo Hernandez’s fault). We hear “that’s why he doesn’t start for France” over and over and over. - Similarly Zinchenko wins multiple MOTM in a Ukraine miracle run to the quarters but makes a drastic mistake that gets them eliminated. A new picture of him crying gets spammed everywhere for 6 months. - Sesko does absolutely nothing as Slovekia go goalless, other suitors back off and we get him for less than his release clause.

The one that killed me was the discourse around Rice before he joined us, where people kept saying for him to be considered a world class midfielder he needed to add more goals and assists to his game, and don't get me wrong he's actually done that with us, but it was like yeah because that's what defensive midfielders are known for and should be judged on?!

A lot of football discourse has come down to whether a player can or can’t do something (and then slating them when they can’t) rather than appreciating their strengths. Rice is the best defensive shield in the world, who cares if he can’t break down a low block like Iniesta? Mainoo is an incredible, young, all round 8, who cares if he can’t defend space like Prime Casemiro? Praise them for what they can do, rather than bring them down for what they can’t.

Kiwior face scan 😄

Cus We’re by faaar the best team the world has ever seen!

a big club with a big fanbase

I have a bunch. My dad’s a Fiorentina supporter so I’ve always enjoyed watching them. My wife and her family are Bordeaux supporters but the last half decade has been rough so I haven’t really paid attention. If they ever get good again I guess I would like them. My sister lived in San Sebastian for 2 years and I went to a Real Sociedad game and fell in love with the club. I like how Brighton and Brentford are run, and I like how Girona play even if their owned by CFG. I used to like Basel back in their Champions League days too for some reason.

Big no for me for that price. Not looking to help Man Utd financially, not for Sancho, not for Rashford, not even for Bruno in all honesty.

it’s a no from me but not because of his quality. if we were in need of a combination winger I’d take him, but we aren’t. we have enough of those.

Europe has a parliament? Please tell me it looks like the senators of the galactic republic https://s3a.sofifa.net/6a225c0ddb212f70783bb86033c7bb7f4c5a3671.jpg

martinelli scoring against my other teams goalie doesn’t feel real or right 😔

The more I’m reading about City vs the PL, the more I can’t wait until City get hammered by an incredible punishment, hopefully minimum relegation.

To get more of the drugs that inspired that weird rant?

He was a crock and was shit. Stop being a fool

The pros of being an irrelevant club I suppose. But yeah jokes aside, this should be spoken more.

Ndombelly

Actually doesn’t get spoken about enough how shit this geezer was https://s3a.sofifa.net/4b40f421390d9d4b7e67b99399b64893eff5f4ad.jpg

dunno about this one chief

How is he overrated, and how is his ego bigger than any other player.

Bellingham and Saka should just stay home. Bellingham needs his shoulder surgery, his performances have fallen off since he got hurt, and Saka just needs his rest. Let England see how far they get without them.

Your friends a muppet

He was absolutely unbelievable but I think he was 4th best also. Imo: 1. Rice 2. Odegaard 3. Saliba 4. Saka 5. White/Gabriel

It's actually crazy how good of a season we had. Atleast 4 of our players were top 3 in the world at their position....and yet we ended up with nothing.... Fuck you City. (Unrelated to your post I know, sorry)

Nah, much more likeable, humble and hard-working. With more success, more people will like him.

Nah, this is honestly vile. Foden and Palmer are nowhere to be seen.

His omission is starting to look more bizarre, the fact that Maguire is injured and he's not even 6th choice Centre Back says it must be personal issues with Southgate

https://x.com/cbssportsgolazo/status/1799182653805236733?s=46 hahahahhaa. Look at who they featured for the loss lol. All of a sudden they don't want to feature Palmer, not Foden, not Kane, not even fricking Bellingham. how did the one who didn't even start the game become the posterboy of the defeat? I don't wanna play any card, but at this point.....