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Anyone had the thought of what the fuck do we do if we actually win the league? I was born 6 months after the invincibiles so I don’t have a fucking clue how to act. The game is at 12:30 am on a Monday morning. No chance of anything productive being done that day if we win it. The only sad part of living so far from London is not being able to celebrate with heaps of Gooners. I guess that’s what this place is for huh. God imagine how cool it would be talking about winning a title on here together and watching the footage of the Emirates exploding and the parade and everything, would be one of the best days of my life I reckon. Fuck City
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White looks 14 yo
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Not if we don’t get a good offer for him
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What a great squad. One or two men light in midfield though. I’d keep Partey or ESR.
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Laporta's bruised ego probably
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Happy 10th anniversary Arsenal 3-2 victory vs Hull
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A 25 man squad of Wenger’s “almost signed” would literally win 100 straight games in all competitions
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3rd most trophies in england BTW, speak to tottenham there the specialist in failure
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Can’t say I hate it. Playoffs are really popular in Australia. I think the table system is more fair but playoffs make it more interesting.
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Fulham’s home ground and we clapped them 4-0. It was just the Fulham fans clapping the whole game. Craven Cottage is a library.
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Out of curiosity, did the Tottenham fans chant “are you watching Arsenal” by any chance? Or did they cheer for Fulham when they scored and not for their own team?
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Fulham are the U21’s Premier League Champions. Beating Spurs 4-0 in the finals. COYWWWWW
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He’s accepted here
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Fulham’s page is dead and like the Arsenal fanbase on here (for the most part) Also a lot of my cousins are Arsenal fans so I like to see who they’re linked with, wanna sign etc.
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Guler - not leaving K. Thuram - will go to MUFC Nico Williams - sure Jorrel Hato - sure Sesko - sure
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I don't know. But it's really concerning. Not even a log in after that message
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hope baguette at least has some lowkey account hes watching from how do u know he's passed though?
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no clue made an ominous post then disappeared
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Baguette probably isn’t coming back unless we win the league on Sunday which probably isn’t happening either. What happened to Defenestration?
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If you are reading this, come back Baguette And RIP Defenestration 🖤🥀
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Okay.
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Just ask them who they’d rather manage the club. When they have no answer you’ve pretty much ended the convo.
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2 seasons ago, their "high standards" was to not miss out on Top 4.
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people don’t know how to assess something without weighting the result to infinity qualitatively Mikel is of the highest standard
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The only big game I’d criticize him for is Villa home this season, moving Kai back to midfield. On the flip side though, that game was sandwiched between our CL QFs and Jorginho can not play 3 games in 8 days. We took 4/6 points off City and Liverpool. And he didn’t tweak anything against Bayern and look how that worked out. Doesn’t feel like a serious concern to me.
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I can't believe there's still fans trying to disguise their Arteta-outism as "high standards"
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They lost 5 1 to relegated newcastle never say never, they've shown this before
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Don't like Fury, especially after the Ngannou fight. Usyk for sure
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Saka runs and sweats 2x playing 2x the minutes while the other is a flat-track bully that statpads against the smaller teams. What did Foden do in their game vs Spurs?!
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Saka being a better RB than most RB’s in the league despite not being a RB is not talked about enough.
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I must say, Pepe very much holding his own in this comp despite his one-footedness and lack of processing power, he really was thriving
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Imagine the scenes when chelsea finishes above tottenham this season🤣🤣 tottenham again in the two horse race with aston villa for 4th spot somehow finishing 6th😂😂😂
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I have noticed this too. The guy... every time you try to learn something about his case this season, you realize he's truly one of the most underrated on this planet. Martinelli been putting in SERIOUSSSS shifts defensively too for the last 3 years but it's widely unappreciated, difference is he literally starved for service this season
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Serious knee injuries aren’t cut and dry and our bodies aren’t cookie cutter. He could very well have been on pace to return in March, but if his body isn’t ready, his body isn’t ready. Hopefully not rushing him back will be better for both his and our long term future. But yes, it does suck.
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Raya looks like a lemon mango solo can https://s3a.sofifa.net/a7fc97c8fa4619974e99414b4bc51634853b5564.jpg
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we’ve been knowing this
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https://s3a.sofifa.net/efda5ae06769b0cfb9f679dba1cc4b115b0106c3.jpg yep, I’m sold looks brilliant on the players
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raincoats
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Your clubs only moment of relevancy this year was 2 days ago, so no surprise you’re still talking about it
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Deliberately omitting wages and agent commissions. He is right about Chelsea and United going down the drain by throwing money at everything. Arsenal were totally losing the plot after Wenger but Arteta managed to stem the rot and we had to build from the basics. Had we been blessed with the funds that Pep or any incoming Chelsea manager gets to overhaul entire squads (in their first season itself), we would have started competing for the title a season or two earlier instead of finishing 8th and 5th.
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Almost feels like he knows they're gonna be hit hard for the charges, and is in some sort of denial that if they do then all his achievements with City are now going to be looked down upon and not taken seriously anymore
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Transfer fees account for only 30% - 40% of our expenses on players. Beyond me how he can ignore all other things and talk with such negligence.
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Anyone seeing the claims Guardiola is making about all the other clubs with net spend higher than City over the last 5 years and them not being that bad? Like, is he intentionally ignoring the amount they spent over the last 15 or so years, and also ignoring that if they didn't spend all that oil money they wouldn't have all the titles they do, which of course bring in a lot of income and reduce their net spend? Like yes Arsenal, Chelsea and United have a higher net spend, but if we'd won all the trophies City did then of course any 3 of us would have lower than them?
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only using stats once it favours them. 2 seasons ago he wouldn't be talking this shit. absolute coward tbh. too scared to take on a challenge so he's hanging onto corruption fc
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Rules are rules whether you like them or not, inflating sponsorship details artificially is against the rules. Fucking stupid egghead Pep.
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he’s 6’5” I’m sold
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What do you guys think the scoreline between City and West Ham will be? I'm not gonna lie I think City are winning 5-0 lol. Us playing the same time as City yo... I am gonna be sweating up a storm lmao
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Tottenham was their last hope, west ham gonna get skinned. At least 4-0
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Only one begging is your club for a trophy mate, only so-called Big6 club that hasn't won a trophy in 16y.
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Ay you guys wanna know something funny? Tottenham, United, and co have been so bad that Chelsea genuinely has a shot at UCL next season. That’s actually ridiculous. Remember when people last year were saying we were gonna fall off because “the rest of the big 6 will be back”
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You mean like Spurs in the Poch era?
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No but still a better season than Barcelona
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https://s3a.sofifa.net/4cc7626de0221da28cc59bdbca3eb0b71627c019.jpg
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It’s not just aftv. It’s just the internet and social media in general
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Aftv really did so much damage to our fan base in the online sphere, I see people constantly saying our fan base is arrogant and annoying. It’s weird that it’s a reputation we have garnered when it’s so obvious that the other big fanbases are exactly the same.
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Chelsea have been in quite good form recently, I can see them being pretty good next season
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Chelshit are alive again ffs
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Newcastle not getting Europa League is probably good for us if we still have a chance to sign Isak or Bruno
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You're gonna need that. Will be looking back at that for years before you set foot into CL again.
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Even your own manager called you shameless lol