CobhamSexual

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Mourinho would’ve adopted him as his son
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Gallagher is going no where He’s most deffo refusing to leave. God Bless him. Proper fucking Chels
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Would be for the Duran transfer if Nicolas Jackson wasn’t signed already. But he is here and now they’re looking to buy another immature striker who is less professional and cares even less about football compared to Jackson. The board doesn’t value experience at all it’s kind of remarkable
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Honestly, signing Duran is fine. At worst, he's just gonna be backup for Jackson. But letting Gallagher go to Villa, your top 4 rival is such a stupid decision. You might even get more money if you sell Gallagher to somewhere else. Villa know you want Duran, so they might take advantage of that and pay less for Gallagher
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-When Falcao arrived he was already finished, he was no longer the same player after his ACL injury in January 2014. Prime Falcao was from 2010 to 2013. -Higuain was starting to decline although he was still a very good player, he was just unlucky with us, he hit the crossbar like 8 times. -Morata was good for like 2 months with us, he had his chance, we gave him plenty of game time but he had no mental strength, guys like Hazard gave him dozens of chances, but he missed too many.
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We’ve agreed with Villa €50 million for Duran 🥲🤨 Signing a young striker that’s started 3 games since joining Villa for £42m is risky as hell
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swapping Gallagher, your top 3 most important player, for Duran, Villa backup striker, who is not even better than Jackson, nah If you need to sell Gallagher, just sell him for a bigger free, then find someone better than Duran
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Seeing Gallagher go would be sad but if it’s a big fee it makes sense. Duran is a huge talent and big money striker signings don’t work at Chelsea. Nothing stupid about this
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Arsenal going for Lunin. Boehly, you know what to do
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If we do sell Omari there’s better options than an injury prone and redundant Olise Go big: try to tempt Rodrygo, obviously Real don’t need to sell but he’s behind Mbappe and Vini and then got competition form Endrick and Guler, in addition to decent depth in Diaz. Go for less: Sancho on loan to buy
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We have Maguire at home in Disasi
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Musiala not starting is wild
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Bułka, Baxter, Cumming, Bergström, Blackman
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wheres the legendary Ike Ugbo
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Pulisic?
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Jammo Cumming... Was amazing last season, got promoted to Championship. Started almost all games..
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Musiala Abraham CHO (RW CHO under Sarri man.... 😮‍💨) RLC Rice Mount Ake Tomori Christensen James Bulka. Only correct answer 🔥
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You have the handwriting of a tactician lol
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could add olise, rice and bertrand traore as well
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Bulka, Cumming, Baxter, Blackman
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Jamal Blackman is a Chelsea legend for sure.
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Blackman, Cumming are only ones i remember lol
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I wanna see his scan glad he got one
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Real one prolly coming tmr EA always do this
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I will be so disappointed if these are the same person, CobhamSexual is too normal to have such a retarded alt https://s3a.sofifa.net/9a9bc0cc8161e7bde000ac2dc6c6b429ae0a832e.jpg https://s3a.sofifa.net/c81c901635c192e12d5cf28a1f11ba933664f0c3.jpg
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It’s cobham sexual
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It’s KFC Bucket that was commenting a few weeks ago But someone said it could be Jesse
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Cobham?
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Oh you as well I remember having nice conversations with you tbf Sorry mate
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maatsen to lb maybe
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Spaletti is a fantastic coach
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I feel sorry for Nkunku. We signed him under Potter when we were playing a back 3. He'd have been perfect in that left half space like Werner played. Then we sacked Potter then hired Poch and now we're committing to a back 4 long term with Maresca. I have serious doubts if he's really the player we think he is. I was skeptical about him being a SS. Hope it works out.
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79/87, great dribbling, can lock best wingers on his day (Doku still looking to get out of his pocket), pacy, agile, great crosser
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In terms of Indidual quality or based on their time at Chelsea? Personally I'd go with your order but swap Colwill & Chalobah. Colwill under De Zerbi was top class, yet to see that level in a Chelsea shirt. Ake was obviously not playing much for Chelsea, he was solid for Bournemouth but really leveled up massively in the last few years under Pep in that LCB/LB hybrid role. Christensen under Conte was very good imo. He was also doing well under Tuchel. Its clear that a back 3 system suited him alot. As for Tomori I think it's similar with the Ake case, he's shown his best levels elsewhere at Milan
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Yes Lampard deserves alot of credit for promoting and trusting Mount, James, Tomori, Tommy etc. Chelsea got a unbelievably good academy, it's a shame that it's all about numbers for your owners
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These new owners don’t give a damn about our academy
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biggest club in london
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Nkunku must play behind the striker in the left half space
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bro I took off my usmnt flag for the New England Revolution colors months ago I live in New England bro we are cooked as a nation in general and our football manager is wife beater, and our team has no clue on the pitch no way u lose 1-5 with those players. And Ur a Chelsea fan on top of that bro I pray for you.
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I'm like 90 percent sure our dumbass board will probably sell 5 players and create 10 more loopholes in FFP just to pay 130 million pounds for Alvarez and then our fans will be complaining about how we don't have a traditional goalscorer next season as well.
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+ Sell: Kepa, Sanchez, Hall, Chilwell, Maatsen, Chalobah, Gallagher, Hutchinson, Sterling, Lukaku and Broja Loan: Slonina, Humphreys, Gilchrist, Ugochukwu, Moreira, Castledine, Ângelo and Datro Fofana
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I've learnt to just accept him for who he is brother. At times he has some good opinions and other times I don't agree but it is what it is. He seems to not like my opinions on here but it's a good job I know that in football everyone's speaking their own opinion. We can try to validate our own thoughts on a player/club but at the end of the day, there's always someone that may disagree. Having petty debates is pointless but football is full of egos. As long as you stand by your opinion then every ting bless and It's ok if someone disagrees because I like to learn. That's why I don't have no hatred or anything bad to say about bro. He's him init
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A couple years back a mysterious Ozdum based in Turkey started posting questionable takes on the Assna page and others. This came after Kappa had been gone a while. There was hot debate on who Ozdum truly was, but the theory that Ozdum was in fact Kappa was a school of thought many adhered to from an early stage. The detective work on the Assna page was a thing of beauty, analysing former Kappa takes in contrast to Ozdum’s and even the manner of their respective discussion was compared. It was only when Kappa suddenly appeared, posted in Britain, that the truth became clear, even if he denies it to this day. Enter his account and check his former names 🤣🤣
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Another second striker is totally what we need
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https://s3a.sofifa.net/8f0c3c4c3e3b7a7930d953953e6edf50c2991376.jpg
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The best clubs will be arsenal psg and real madrid maybe bayern
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Spurs will win UCL to keep further from being a bigger club than Arsenal
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Ofc, goat manager
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With Simon Weaver at the helm ofc
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Harrogate in the championship alongside Man City, Chelsea and leeds
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Think about it okay CHO, Elanga Danilo, Neco , Murillo, MGW all on the cusp of entering crucial states in their careers Imo MGW is one good season away from England. I can see a more stable team cooking
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Dortmund will win at least 1 ucl within the next 10 years
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Fiorentina have won the treble
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Nottingham Forest will win qualification to the conference league
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Fake Wayne Rooneys tweets were gold
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Limited ball knowledge Time to invest some more money on somebody with actual proper experience who really knows a few things
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No? Art thou?
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You're in South Africa, some might not understand
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Selling Gallagher sums up the directors really do live and work in their own delusional echo chamber. They didn’t want to listen to Poch who’s been involved in superstar dynamics…..hence he was advocating for Conor to stay cause he’s a plug in player who garuntees you a 7/10 week in week out and is reliable physically. These guys are going to fail and have already failed to some extent on their own retarded terms.
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Palmer is good. Mudryk and Noni are shit. Let’s make that clear. When I said he’s overrated I mentioned his performances being absolutely drab and covered by GA.