Team - Borussia Dortmund
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/748178bbe8d0abf744a656beb70aaa785914e716.jpg)
Now back to reality where your team is a upper middle German club with no titles or relevance
Team - Borussia Dortmund
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/6542075a28ae7e3c02c1b27af8d05410316a4e7e.jpg)
U don't know what u talking about this is typical brainwash. If u support P and not Israel then u support terror is simple like this and u don't live in Israel so u can't say anything. Everyday we are in danger from Hamas and everyday they kill many innocent Israeli including rapeing of young girls. This is happening for over 2000 years and if u educate urself and learn history then u will know this. Enough is enough and is time for Hamas to be complete gone and I know the world will agree and be safer with this. And u say many people from P died and this is because they are using kids and woman as human shield and with bombs. I strongly suggest u don't watch fake news and learn what is really happening in Israel
Team - Borussia Dortmund
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/6542075a28ae7e3c02c1b27af8d05410316a4e7e.jpg)
U are baby bomber stupid Arab
Player - Assan Ouédraogo
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/fe52b9d439eb7a66840617f9600ee28dc8648f11.png)
good to see a traditional german whos family have obviously been there for centurys
Player - Marcel Sabitzer
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/1130ba5569cdfb0142ecf41fa01ff3b6eb1cbdb8.png)
so the strategy to finally win the title and overcome the bottlers allegations is to just sign the shitty leftovers your biggest rival gives you
gotcha.
Team - 1. FC Köln
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/db0f1a4e643f623bda8cf2c45272d8dbdbfa63d1.jpg)
Best part was that we could celebrate the title in the stadium of these dick suckers. Their tears in form of the booing was the cherry on top.
Team - 1. FC Köln
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/bf265d9abc6fc1b968494f503d4d3b6320f3742e.jpg)
Nah
Team - 1. FC Köln
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/bf265d9abc6fc1b968494f503d4d3b6320f3742e.jpg)
'Our' newsflash you're not a player
Team - RB Leipzig
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/75ed66aba3818f88e03ca348a13fc69836aa28ec.png)
This club got angry a lot of crybabies from mids teams lol
Player - Máximo Perrone
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/smoosh.png)
Yeah he’s played 10 games and scored in everyone of them and has 3 hattricks….You know there’s this crazy invention called Google. Why would you ask that question on sofifa
Player - Emre Can
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/cd360c69606305f5665fc3759cac4e0556156089.jpg)
If we are honest he's an 80, max 81 OVR player right now but because EA got his position and stats so wrong for a long time he got this rating
Player - Manuel Neuer
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/40b2a7352e630a1de1116cc364f016857d8acaa9.jpg)
Buffon >, but you are not prepared to this fact.
Player - Ridle Baku
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Filip 55903537.png)
Had to google Jonas Hofmann
Player - Florian Wirtz
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Tony James.png)
That was a decade ago. Sancho, Havertz and Werner have been frauds. The bundesliga tax is real, sorry if it hurts your feelings.
Player - Florian Wirtz
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Tony James.png)
Wirtz was hurt for a year and just came back with a casual 4 assists in 5 games. Seems like the closes thing to KDB unless it's just bundesliga bs
League - German 1. Bundesliga (1)
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Ruan Oliveira 85680517.png)
Cringe to watch in champions
Player - Kevin Schade
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/c018cfbb6780d155460e77d79dd2b493eb2f8299.jpg)
Black german... impossible...
Player - Justin Diehl
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/10746952f38f4b3748024e47b451e4135ee39244.jpg)
make it like Wirtz
leave this club
Player - Josha Vagnoman
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Ilyasbln.png)
The world is laughing about who germany is calling to their national team in these days
Team - FC St. Pauli
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Merula.png)
Why do you have to be so godamn leftist? Just enjoy the game ya cnts.
Team - FC St. Pauli
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/c018cfbb6780d155460e77d79dd2b493eb2f8299.jpg)
Gay team
Team - FC St. Pauli
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/85db639e48a252c939933b501495b04a1ca73ef6.jpg)
we all love capitalism
Player - Kai Havertz
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Fjortoft9 33745840.png)
To be a top player you have to be more adaptable than that because he’s just not good enough for a team to adapt their tactics just to suit him.
I think he could probably do ok at a team like Bayern or PSG where he’d get much more time on the ball and chances but for Chelsea it amazes me that he’s still a regular starter as he’s quite ineffective and they’ve definitely been a worse team with him in it.
Player - Kai Havertz
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/5b7a2d56e2f9c8abafd6114d96a2a646b3979180.jpg)
Was tried CAM/ RW/ LW/ ST/ CF multiple times by three different managers but kids that don’t watch games still say Chelsea is the problem.
Just watch games and stfu lmao, Bundesliga was his level
Team - FC Bayern München
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/b7169106af53c9d97ca721a98aa3b6a0ddb9f4ff.jpg)
the DFL really wants an exciting title race even if that means that the refs need to make bs calls just look at what happened a few minutes ago in the BVB match. Can foul a Hoffenheim player at the penalty box and the ref gives a free kick because he is not sure if it was inside or outside. then the VAR informs him that it was inside. so the ref goes and reviews it himself and then decides that it wasn't even a foul. lol
Player - Alexander Nübel
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Danipani.png)
Kobel tbh
Player - Jakub Jankto
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/d376a432f0e529a824fff127471845b5be00de78.jpg)
It's not brave to speak publicly about your mental illness. Sparta Praha should terminate his contract asap
Player - Youssoufa Moukoko
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/182cf5b962b8fd259258e6b8f73cc403efe63c66.jpg)
Old and injury prone
Team - Athletic Club de Bilbao
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/2e39d53e69bae637a97efa19582c69f52c68b1f3.jpg)
Huge respect for this team for not signing foreigners
Team - Athletic Club de Bilbao
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/2e39d53e69bae637a97efa19582c69f52c68b1f3.jpg)
Do i need to?
Player - Nicolò Zaniolo
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Ryusei Ikari.png)
Ahahahah kebab league
Player - Filip Kostić
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/e1df3e7a38b2e9cb98b363bb7f2b5004272208d1.jpg)
He's an average player, no way he's 85
Team - Chelsea
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/c84286935a905be3c5ff27316b61a419e1642714.jpg)
We are now more hated and Envied than PSG..and I absolutely LOVE IT.
Keep the salt coming lads. Chelsea Gate crashing football once again. KTBFFH 🔵
https://s3a.sofifa.net/4e02900b1a69d1384238c8cab1fa56c51ad9e772.jpg
Team - Chelsea
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/c84286935a905be3c5ff27316b61a419e1642714.jpg)
Win a meaningful trophy for once in 20 years Assna
Team - Chelsea
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/bfcbf59467ec6a23c63c4fb6c905d173655c099e.jpg)
Your owners are stealing all the money you make by not investing it in the club. Benfica has some of the highest profits from player sales but never get better. Doesn't sound like loving the club to me.
All the money going to Mendes and match fixing lol.
Team - Chelsea
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/bfcbf59467ec6a23c63c4fb6c905d173655c099e.jpg)
At least he invests in the club instead of stealing it like your shit owners. Enjoy selling to us for the rest of your life.
Couldn't even hold onto Enzo for more than 6 months.
Team - Chelsea
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/252c35952b1292dbf9d11b491f2517b21b063c6a.jpg)
or we could just win ucl
Team - Chelsea
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/8e2ed6b1641128efae0eb2a63d104516628b5979.jpg)
Tell me you don't know how FFP works without telling me you don't know how FFP works....
Team - Chelsea
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Master D.png)
You realize we're not gonna spend like this in the future at all? It's a strategy plan to go big now and not need to in the future. At least that's what Boehly is hoping
Team - Chelsea
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/8e2ed6b1641128efae0eb2a63d104516628b5979.jpg)
You would too if you weren't broke. Enjoy your 4M transfer for an MLS right back lmao.
Team - Chelsea
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Master D.png)
Blame the loopholes baby
Team - Chelsea
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Master D.png)
Actually hilarious seeing all the people complain here. Especially when you see City, Psg, United, even Barca/Real/Bayern flairs lol
Player - Jamal Musiala
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/a374b029371a8beb62de3d13f1182c288eafd0c6.jpg)
havertz 2.0
Player - Jamal Musiala
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/df1b88694075494c1aed29646138fe2c59113f7d.jpg)
He dreams to be as good as Pedri or Gavi
Player - Lukas Nmecha
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/We 8 Wednesday 65199264.png)
Podolski - Polish
Klose - Polish
Gundogan - Turkish
Özil - Turkish
Asamoah - African
Boateng - African
Gomez - Spanish
Aogo - African
Mustafi - Albanian
German football has been a joke for the last 20 years and you never won the world cup because it was more like a Rest of the world side than a national team
Player - Lukas Nmecha
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/We 8 Wednesday 65199264.png)
I hate Germany because they always pinch players who hardly have any German roots
Player - Michael Olise
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/a7e3905f31770427e3d3c1f92c0639d6029c6d11.jpg)
Annoying thug, just celebrate with your team and stop with this nonchalant gimmick.
Player - Michael Olise
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/a7e3905f31770427e3d3c1f92c0639d6029c6d11.jpg)
I hope he gets cheffed.
Player - Julian Ryerson
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/2c61aeac6ba1aa6cf0cba0e3df13c4ea77aab8ad.png)
76/85
Player - Kai Havertz
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/aa876772081d74e82e8ab36a3a85e1a7a0b63878.jpg)
This has to go down as the worst FIFA rating of all time....
Player - Youssoufa Moukoko
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Master D.png)
"german birth certificate from Hamburg"
He was born in Cameroun 💀💀💀💀
Player - Youssoufa Moukoko
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/b9dd5bd8b233d39a83bb8863905322cc221cc9b9.jpg)
bro is 22 and is considered a future star 🤣🤣🤣
Player - Youssoufa Moukoko
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Brenan Diaz.png)
22 years old*
Player - Leroy Sané
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/ac6411566df30a932d1585e7abfc8ca0ce5a4a0f.jpg)
One of my all time favourites, shouldve stayed at Man City
Player - Sidney Raebiger
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/e0bd5db736d1e05010d7a2a87800b3387ecfaf3b.jpg)
it is a reality where they sign him from Leipzig, so I see it as realistic and very cheap
Player - Daley Blind
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/5232af2ef5c9a3990a6b0580eefec66c1fd8f334.jpg)
awful transfer he will do nothing to contribute and may play 3 games 0 possibly
Player - Alexis Mac Allister
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Dante710.png)
This man is getting called world class🤣 he’s decent but didn’t he shoot a longshot across the sideline?
Player - Azzedine Ounahi
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/Jonathan L 61249720.png)
https://sofifa.com/player/12457532/azzedine-ounahi
Player - Azzedine Ounahi
![avatar](https://s3u.sofifa.net/b2cd3c28b8a8af97f9a666d78a55e90d27c3b573.jpg)
Oh dear, another baguette league merchant.
Team - Germany
![avatar](https://cdn.sofifa.net/avatar/imbased.png)
the way life comes at you...
https://s3a.sofifa.net/6648a602d8830ddcfa6f06ab279118b1d600d1a0.jpg