Malevolent Kitchen

Now Klopp has left. I want Mikel to get one over Pep so no one is gonna mention that he wins it when Pep and Klopp are not around. 4 year trophyless is not a good look.

Ya, fucking mental

just ignore him, hes a miserable piece of shit, a oxygen stealing thief.

That Ralph77 guy really is on another level of lifeless troll.Not just unfunny but an antisemite as well.

No more Chelsea rejects please. Luckily Jorginho and Havertz worked out but I’m petrified every time we get a former blue that they’ll all end up like Willian

Why would he want to leave Arsenal for Newcastle? if hes leaving he would go to get playing time ofc (come home rambo)

You guys played too defensively the entire season and drew too many games

71/77

Nah he’s cooked this season Johnny Warren medal winner and treble winner. 71/76 minimum

You know who ESR is like? Everton Ross Barkley

Need that title expeditiously next season. People talking too crazy because the process did not yield the end product (on the last day, but anyway). The transfer window gotta be good.

he should leave for his own good, would be a baller in bundesliga

He was one of those rare players who seem to just be quicker when they had the ball at their feet. I can’t help but think the ship has sailed for him here. I’d love to be proved wrong but I don’t see it. Don’t want him to waste his career sitting on the bench here out of love for the club, a palace or West Ham would be perfect for him to play every week and showcase himself

https://youtu.be/1up8prQUUaU?si=lWyxXaQk7lccDb1I You guys remember this weird burst of pace ESR had... like he's not fast, he's not rapid, but he had this certain spring in his step that made him a really good ball carrier. Really hope he hasn't lost this driving ability he had with the ball. If he has... he might have to walk

That prick Rodri deserved this, anyway Chelsea are gonna play Conference league now lol

United lifting more trophies is pain

https://x.com/bhavss14/status/1794398731967529403

Mainoo showing his class Foden running into brick walls nothing new folks

That's ironic lmao

How sad do you have to be to hop on another team's page to troll as opposed to celebrating your team winning a trophy in real life 😂 Rent free

true tbh, Arteta never managed to finish a season with -ve GD. TH legacy will be unmatch for any manager that manages a top6 club for ever.

The one who dunked on your head twice this season

Definition of massive When a team (Liverpool) biggest rivals (Yanited) win a trophy and they come onto a teams page who had nothing to do with the game and only share a professional rivalry with (Arsenal). They troll them because they can only think of them at this moment of time.

Henry is the best player to ever play in the league, that's the opinion of most experts. KDB second. If you want to be a trophy merchant than Marcelo is the best player in the history of football.

Nah but winning a trophy >>> It is how it is, it's their day today.

I won £60 on your match, I’m over the moon mate

Just let the sad little incels get on with it man

Tbh that second part got me 😂

The biggest insult I can give you is that you’re just a poor man’s user 420-69

Your club was planning on a parade for the carabao cup

We've won 4 FA Cups and 5 Community Shields since your last trophy. Ange also said that Spurs have no bragging rights. But sure buddy, go off.

Martinelli was meant to be that but he hasn't improved at all this season

https://x.com/AMonFootball/status/1794446185526137053 I’m so surprised we haven’t been linked to more forwards that are elite on the transition Nico Williams was a good start but that link looks dead now

Rashford, Osimhen, Leao, Rodrygo, Williams, Adeyemi etc. Martinelli doesn’t seem to be a strong enough carrier.

sad misrable life you must have then

does it not get boring

fairs bro guess you have a toddler’s sense of amusement

FA Cup is a minimum next season. Can’t let United get ahead of us and I think they’re only 1 behind now. Fair play to them though, gonna seem quite unfair in a couple of days now however when Ten Hag gets sacked in a similar way that Van Gaal did…

City dropped a stinker a match too late unfortunately. They looked like Burnley out there today.

No, because I have a life off this site and would celebrate the win properly as opposed to trolling another team on here

Still sad as fuck, go and enjoy yourselves, last page I'll be on when Arsenal win a trophy is a rivals page

Considering we did 8th and an fa cup in 2020, I will 100% take our season over United’s. However, there is some truth to the trolling, we haven’t won a major honour in 4 years, hopefully Mikel can get over the line with the league next season.

would be magnificent but I doubt they sell to us

Unreal that this United team has managed 3 finals in 2 years under Ten Hag, possibly two trophies if they win this one.

If only they played like this in the PL. We need the other teams to do better against City and chip away points throughout the season if we have any hope of watching another team lift the PL in the next 5 years.

I don’t even care about the community shield, just mad that Man City can go perfect for 5 months just to play like garbage randomly after the Prem is over.

June 2025, their judgment comes.

city can go fuck themself. Absolute twats.

I want City to win the cup bc it kinda doesn't matter much if it's another win in their cheating era plus unlocks us the Community Shield game but... I mean we challenged them 2y in a row, it's nice when they lose a trophy.

Piss off, the one time City play shit

Was this really worth the time and effort?

https://s3a.sofifa.net/006d8432b12a824b69465bdf405b1dc733cce248.jpg

I upvoted just because I know this took you a lot of time but like, why tho?

pfft im dead

You love for farts is special. I liked Declan Spice one tho.

You are actually creative. Unnecessary but funny even coming from an Arsenal fan.

My theory that all Chelsea fans on sofifa are below the age of 15 just keeps on being proved correct.

Was arguably our best player in the champions league so this argument about not being impactful is crazy

Did City have to save that kind of calamitous mistake for this game? Couldn't they have done it a bit earlier?

I hear that - and I agree you don’t necessarily need a ceiling raiser in attack for a league season but it’s also where I think we’ve come up short. City have cheated bad performances into wins much more than we have. It’s not essential - we could’ve won it this season - but it helps a whole lot. you want to cancel out that variance in performance if you want to reach this team’s points capacity