Faceless Snake

Fuck me, take a break from Sofifa to get uni shit done and I come back to two Danni Lees

Why did most of our players get a pace downgrade?

People should stop moaning about Ighalo and try to look the actual scenario..yes ole wanted a striker and target was Haaland who I think was happy to join us after meeting with ole otherwise ole would not be talking about him so happily. Then wht happened his dad brought Mino to sort out deal and United rejected cuz of 50mil release clause and 20 mil Mino fee. Now wht should u do go buy ur 4th 5th choice? As I'm sure none of the top targets were available in January..Sancho, Maddison, Grealish,Werner none was available..so it's good that we go for a loan deal ..then target them again in summer. Now people asking why not Cavani? First of all he wanted 300-400k/ wk plus was he really available or just wanted a new contract? Ighalo just a body to fill up till summer then we go for main target..first time utd shown real thinking..

//twitter.com/exceiience/status/1223246696911601665?s=21 Martial smiling cos he finally has some quality service

All of sudden Fred is better than Fernandinho and Bruno is better than De Bruyne lol

Stop embarassing yourself, really

Apart from the formation looking really unbalanced, it's a good team. Grealish is awful in game... Bowen and Kalvin Phillips are insane. At ST you should try Dembelé from Lyon, he's really good in my Career mode

The state of that football pitch they're playing on rn resembles the actual state of Man Utd.

Some people in our fanbase fight among themselves while glazers take all the money and make you watch lingard masterclass every weekend🤦‍♂

Pogba legit lost half of his career with us

You can have Phil Jones for a reasonable price if you like ;)

Incredible how we try to negotiate for a very low fee for Bruno but we had no trouble spending 60M for Fred, 80M for Maguire and so on...

Can't really complain, we were in the game for full 90'. Also, nice to see Chelsea lost yesterday, cl spot is still quite reachable.

We knew the price was way too much from the moment he signed. We just didnt expect his performances to drop off as much as they did.

He just isn’t the main issue.

Other team fans coming over and saying Lukaku is balling in the serie A, look at y'all, don't you miss him, etc. Rashford is 6 goals of his best ever scoring season. No need for the human bus

You’re a Chelsea fan, you have no right to call other clubs shit you degenerate

Yeah Japan have loads of world class of footballers around, what sort of shite are you talking

If he's injury prone we should avoid him then. Can't rebuild with players who are likely always out. Prime Isco was amazing but we need longevity in the team. We don't another Mata, we need a David Silva

We scored a beautiful headed goal? Scored by Rashford and whipped in by Wan-Bissaka? Wow

United believe they're in pole position to sign Sancho. Good news.

People talking about how he said he will score 3 tonight, Relax it was a bit of bants. Not sure why people took him seriously.

Digne and Doucoure would be smart moves. Mandzukic seems likely

I have a feeling Eriksen might turn out like Sanchez. You should not go after another out of form top player with a hope he might regain form. If Ole really wants him the club should wait till the summer to get him for free and sign him on a performance based contract.

i would avoid eriksen like the plague, clearly didn’t want to come to man u in the summer and his heart seems pretty set on real. you guys dont need another unhappy player giving 50% throwing a temper tantrum

Well, look at Leicester. It’s all about them coming here and developing into their full potential, and this is just to get back to top 4. Once we’re challenging for titles, we can def buy world class players that fit us.

Good thing it wasn't Liverpool fans or else it would just be someone with 64 chromosomes fucking their sister

Why do we need so many different players just to “unlock” Pogba? He’s a problem. I’d take the money for him and replace him with a pure defensive midfielder and a quality No. 10.

“But but he’s talentless, Mou and Ole only likes him cuz he’s 6’4, he adds nothing to the team except side passes” Saucing Ls to the haters Scott is

Solid solid player 75 Dribbling 78 Testicular Control 79 Short Pass 78 Long Pass 80 Rxn 86 Stamina 85 Strength 83 Aggression 79 Interception 70 Positioning 75 Vision 80 Composure 75 Marking 78 Stand Tackle 75 Slide Tackle 78 CM

Mourinho being spurs manager has to be the weirdest thing in football

Matic and 10m for Winks any day

Guess we found someone to buy Matic for us guys!

Missed Jose in this league, was terrible with United but a great character nonetheless

Some of you are really obsessed with Brexit FC. Sancho should be the priority English player. No need to be worrying about Chilwell, Bruno is cheaper than Maddison. Sancho and Maddison would destroy our budget assuming we don't sell Pogba.

Williams plays like a seasoned veteran.. Got that nastiness too

It took Williams one game to outdo Shaw’s whole United career

Arsenal fans booing Chamberlain. Did they forget he no longer plays for them?

Simply put, he was not the problem, but he was a problem.

Most accurate comment ever. A lot of the same people who were criticizing mourinho are now praising him, a lot of it is that people just want to be anti-united.

Yep, Spider-Wan is immovable

Lewa, Milik and Werner would be over £50M. Cavani misses chances constantly and would rather Mandzukic as he’s stronger in the air. Milik is injury prone, Mertens old and Werner ineffective against a low block. I’d take Martial over all except Lewa.

The one fucking game i can't watch and we score more then 1 goal ffs

The 16/17 home&away set were just....well.....world class!

Henderson and Origi both could've gotten a yellow and Klopp is complaining

so not tottenham, got it edit: holy crap that got a lot of upvotes. 26 people just sh*tting on tottenham, you love to see it

That has to be some sick joke.

Double pivot of McTominay and McGinn so we can have the McDuo midfield, make it happen Ed

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Plz, stop praising the likes of Martial, Rashford and Pogba....

If you think about it, Milan are not world class due to their limited budget and poor recruitment. Inter are making strides and have a plan to improve. Manchester United have no excuse to be this terrible in the first place. With Ed and the Glazers, I can't see this team challenging for titles any time soon.

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Guardiola and Klopp were backed 100% in the transfer window. Somethingnour club doesn’t do even if we’re the “richest club”

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MCSAUCEEEEEEEEEE INJECT IT IN MY VEINSS

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Exactly

Fella you really need to get better at this

Worst part is that fellas think it's all because of Ole