Awilix

Eth apologists are the worst

Yep. Maybe you could go with extravagant add-ons to clinch it but yeah if they ask for more we should move on. We can't afford wasting money anymore.

Ironic, the only way to judge Rashford is based off of his goal involvements, even at his best he offers little else other than goals.

Awh only when it is a player you wank to

Rashford should still be going to the EUROs before him according to some lol

Antony Gordon only 2 G/A away from tying Rashford's best PL season and he's far from a finished product. Credit to Eddie Howe who turned him into a baller

I thought we were better than Bayern

*Dh https://s3a.sofifa.net/4775bc89b78c328e4353d927c1623be554bded52.png

This comment alone says so much about him https://s3a.sofifa.net/0b40fc4bb19af7a201f85619ddd5bb81b95bd9e1.png

You're the biggest baby I've seen

Maybe if he got the ball, he'd be able to

Only osula from Sheffield utd and haaland have fewer touches than him per 90 and fella is meant to create

Hard to do when you don't fucking have the ball and have the worst service Dearyyyyy me you're fucking embarrassing yourself

Feel sorry for Hojlund when everyone around you isn't meant to assist. Rashford isn't meant to assist....Antony is just meant to stay wide For all the criticism of ten hag, he doesn't half support the level of creativity we have under him. I know what his reply will be. Bruno is meant to assist and create which is great but that also means you're easy to defend against and explains our lack of chances and goals A forwards job is output whether that's assists or goals.

Reus was an "ok" player, stick to cricket or kabaddi because football isn't for you.

EBL who says McTominay and Nketiah are world class 😭😭

Ole was in 7th, playing defensive counter-attacking football with the attacking options of: Ronaldo, Cavani, Martial Rashford, Sancho, Greenwood, Amad, Elanga, Lingard Bruno, Pogba, DVB, Mata Also Ole won how many trophies? He was deservedly sacked based on his horrid form. Let's take a look at the run of games that got him sacked: 1-0 loss to a relegation-battling Villa at Old Trafford 1-1 draw with 16th-place Everton at Old Trafford 4-2 loss to Leicester 5-0 loss to Liverpool at Old Trafford 3-0 win away to Spurs 2-0 loss to City at Old Trafford 4-1 loss to Watford How can you not sack a manager with results like this? 4 points from 21, whilst playing 3 relegation battling teams and getting comprehensively beaten by Liverpool, City, Leicester and Watford. His recruitment for what it's worth was also disastrous. 80 million for Maguire 50 million for Wan-Bissaka 75 million on Sancho 30 million on VDB His only successful deals were Bruno, Ronaldo and Varane (Not even sure if the 40 million and huge wages were even worth it tho) His man management was not what it's made out to be: Mismanaged the goalkeeper situation between De Gea and Henderson, and kept both players unhappy because he was indecisive. Bought VDB only to ruin his confidence and career. His management led Lukaku to want out after only a few months with him. Man managed his big signing Jadon Sancho so well that he didn't show up to training on time, same with Pogba. Made Bailly furious by starting an unfit Maguire ahead of him. Man managed so well that he selected Maguire to be captain, a responsibility he couldn't bear. Man managed so well that he lost the entire dressing room. Ole also wasn't great with developing young players, with only 1 success, that being Greenwood. In conclusion, there were plenty of reasons to sack Ole.

Sancho is the one who needs to apologize, to Ten Hag, to his teammates and to us the fans. His immaturity came before the needs of the club, childish behavior for those couple months.

Pretty much everyone want Antony and ETH gone buddy

I feel like Sancho is a player you make an example our of regardless of manager.

He's literally one of Antony's biggest hater, you make it like any of us rate that useless cunt Wouldn't judge on that app because we all know Antony's performances ain't averaging that

We getting Sancho apology forms before a Sancho apology? Lol i hope his form continues so we get some money out of the teletubby

Sancho still wouldn’t start for any other PL team

We've all said plenty of stupid things on here .... But yeah, some of these guys especially DH have a knack for producing toxicity and stupidity at an alarming rate.

💀💀 Tbf, DH and the Bulgarian guy are worse from my experience. All 3 have toxic agendas, yet they call out others for having one as well. When ppl full-on abuse DDG Cr7 Dalot Case Varane - DH Davo and Bulgarian: 😄😄 When ppl criticize Rashford - DH Davo and Bulgarian: 😡😡 Toxic fan! Its all on ETH! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

I would also say they're not always wrong. Usually have reasonable opinions in many situations but when it comes to Rashford and tbh even the way they blame the manager to protect players. They just get all that completely wrong.

Davo has been around a while. He was only a kid himself when he was first on. As with DH these guys think they know something special that others don't know. It's almost like they go against the norm just to be a bit quirky and different but unfortunately, they're just a bit too stupid to have good original ideas.

Davo's plan to get United back: Bring in a manager that has a history of being sacked for falling out with the board, at the same time as United are hiring a board to take charge. Great combination, cant see them being incompatible. 💀 Build the team around Rashford, who's overpaid, overhyped and uninterested. Not to mention being utterly inconsistent, and having a tiny skillset with huge gaps. Start Maguire till the end of time. Don't put ANY blame on ANY player for these bad performances, put all the blame on the manager. "Simple as this, not a single player can be blamed for these performances recently" (Davo 2024) Make our scouting department watch 5 minute YouTube compilations of transfer targets, as this is a good way to judge a player. 💀 Potentially swap to play a back 5 despite having no proper wing-backs in the squad. Use Amad as our Bernando Silva, because they are totally comparable. Stop training our players with any intensity, Let relax in training so we cant increase our fitness and see who can be part of a high-intensity pressing team in the future. Bring back Dean Henderson??? (Yes he actually said Henderson should be our number 1, you cant make this shit up) Spend a whole summer and a bunch of money, to end up with a squad that might be 5% better than what we have currently: https://sofifa.com/squad/1813577 Sign Keefer Moore because he is free, but definitely don't sign Rabiot who is free. Get rid of "midget" Lisandro Martinez at 175 cm, and replace him with someone HUGE like 180 cm Nathan Ake (Yes, he literally called Nathan Ake huge) According to him the difference between being a midget and being huge is 5 cm. Buy Ivan Toney for 50 million who thrives on crosses and put him in a team built around Marcus Rashford who never crosses. Play like Ole, when we apparently played good football: "He had McKenna and Carrick by his side. That is exactly why we seen 2 years of very good football and results" (Davo 2024) Brag about your age and maturity at the same time as wishing death upon a father of 3 because he has different footballing opinions to you. Its time we stop listening to this guy. Arrogant, constantly negative, clueless and overall a bad guy. Im pretty sure he's just Eru with a VPN Please feel free to add on tho this with more of his gloriously woeful takes

we dont want sancho dont care how good hes playing in dortmund his not that guy

I remember last season. I said, our performances weren't really that good but we managed to get the results. Our home form was brilliant but performance-wise we were clinging on at times to results and having really poor performances.

If Onana and Branthwaite are on the table we better not waste a second thinking about Garner.

It was the same in both legs against Atletico, every 10 minutes the commentators talk about how much better Sancho looks and how his attitude has improved. I’m watching the exact same player, he’s literally the same as he was here.

Is it 3 goals in 5 months now?

It's not all about stats, watch games bro.

That was me lol, I'm sure we can find one of Kleberson, Bebe, etc. Every single player has one, I mean you have video of a player in the u8's I would bet at this stage. Just horrible logic.

Seeing as a short compilation is the best way to judge a player apparently Cough* Cough* @Eru Illuvatar cough* I thought I would share a compilation of one of the worlds true world class players. I watched this video and instantly knew he should be winning the ballondor every year. I hope you guys watch it and agree, as its definitive proof of world class talent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6PxxzHYAf8 Better than Ronaldinho btw

Antony is the perfect example. He thought he was a genius and this is what we've been graced with for 2 seasons and he's blaming the coach who actually coached his better years too and using him as an excuse for why he's bad when he's just bad lol

Antony had constant underlaps/overlaps as Ajax wanted to overload that side, which enabled him to cut inside, thus not needing to beat his man. Whereas at Man utd he's not getting that many support runs. But yes, those unnecessary skills will always be part of his game it seems

Antony looked like a worldclass player from his best Ajax comps. That was under Ten hag, the same manager. We might aswell make all the scouts jobless if all it takes is to watch Wyscout/YouTube

So this explains your terrible opinions

He can

A player compilation is misleading since it only shows the good bits, are you genuinely suffering from a stroke at the minute? Surely you can't be this ignorant?

You can make a good comp of AWB's slide tackles and recoveries, watch him for 90 minutes on a regular basis and you'll see how bad he is. Some footballers don't have comps and everything they do can come under the radar, that's why comps are not a good way to showcase someone's overall ability. Comps tend to be made of flashy bits. You can probably find a good comp of Maguire's aerial ability and then watch a comp on his individual errors so if you watch both comps then that means he can be both good and bad at the same time. Michael Carrick was one of the most underrated midfielders when he played but you'll probably only find a comp covering a few years of the good things he did but a lot of what he did was very subtle. I.e. defensive positioning can't be put in a comp but are crucial to any defensive player. This is just another way of defending one of their favourite players. You could even put a comp of Rashford this year and he'll look to have had an amazing season but that is far from the truth.

He always crying about some shit

Thank you. While our team is doing it's best to become irrelevant, people like you who allow our club to live rent-free in your head are the ones making sure we do stay relevant. :)

City are incredibly boring to watch nowadays. Shame Forest couldn't capitalise on their chances

You can ask a higher rating for Palmer rather than coming to the page of a player who actually qualified for Europe next season uno?

Literally anyone. ABSOLUTELY ANYONE. Give me Big Sam for all I care at least he can coach a team to be cohesive!

Ten Hag actually quoted a SAF team in 04/05 that we weren't a great team but building lol get the fuck outta here

Mistakes happen; a more reliable keeper wouldn't have gifted them a pen

Should be bringing Wheatley on too. But ten hag clearly doesn't want to try to score a goal

Not his job, it's to hold the widthhhh

Antony lost the ball numerous times

It means he supports Rashford above the club

Genuinely help me understand. How does not supporting rashford make me not support united? What do you mean not support exactly?

Who the fuck made you the fan police? 😭😭

People think Rashford is mbappe level or a complete bum, I’ve never seen a player divide opinion like this. Even the most passionate Pogba haters had to admit he was incredibly talented. The only real issue with Rashford is his contract, if he was on a normal contract we could just play him when he’s on form and bench him when he’s sulking. If he was treated as a normal member of the squad there really wouldn’t be an issue but for some reason he has been told he’s a superstar.

three types of fans: - Rashford fanboys 🤡 - Rashford haters 🗣️ -People that know Rashford is underperforming and shouldn’t start 🗿

How did you make this a white thing when the same thing happened with Maguire buddy, abuse wise anyway

Has someone tried telling Rashford that if he looked like he gave a shit on the pitch then we might not despise him as much. "Been here since he was six months old" merchant