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Lmao 41 upvotes

https://s3a.sofifa.net/ae493196f5de9e0f2f5627e583688e72d157d014.jpg good news everyone, rising ballers posted this today

I wonder how old is the average sofifa user, I wouldn’t be surprise if it’s 14 or so. Too many bigoted people. Football can be a very homophobic environment, so for a player coming out gay will always be a very brave decision. Cheers to him.

He has scored 6 goals against Bayern now I think

Give him bayern every week

Give him freedom give him fire Give him Bayern or he will retire

damn this commentary is perfect.

************** you perfectly summed him up

Welcome to Egypt, welcome to Al Ahli 🦅 https://s3a.sofifa.net/6af0b34f85386c77371ce8fbcdeea27a04af20b2.png https://s3a.sofifa.net/6889e6726722aee6e2e3c78355d2697ed5840226.jpg

looks like an esports player in his 2D photo

could be a Marlboro ambassador

Luis Muriel is also not talked about enough

43 goal contribution in 40 games with 7th placed team. We are not worthy. https://s3a.sofifa.net/79e8dddc5a148b04ddff7828ba5c4837d80eab32.jpg

racist everywhere

Leave spurs win a trophy, simple formula

This guy had everything as a pure midfielder which Pogba whishes to be lol

78 is a bit much 74 would be fair, he was flying pre pandemic but was terribly unlucky (had more poorly disallowed goals than actual goals an that's not even a joke), but that was a short period of 12 matches and he's been historically average in the last few years

Can they fucking increase his sprint speed finally??? Even Stevie Wonder can see that hes faster than 64 ffs

84/87- best LB / LWB in the Bundesliga with Guerreiro... Leipzig with a monster Deal.. and ManCity dumb af for letting him go

His crossing and shooting technique is really clean, reminds me of Son

Add speed dribbler trait

Beasttttttt

EA smoking he can catch attackers, like Marega ou Darwin. 65 PAC min

can people actually do some research and see his career went downhill because of a muscle disease and injuries not because he couldn’t hack playing for Bayern. He’s still a top level player despite all the injury problems and muscle disease, he should be praised for having a solid career and not memed for being a flop.

Very hot and cold this season. When he's firing 88/88 (Roma, Milan, Benevento) but when he's off his game 78/78 (Lazio, Spezia, Midtjylland)

he's actually so good

Ea downgraded him to quickly there are other people who were playing worse than him and his pace should be 89 ss and 87 acc he is still fast

It's awfully quiet on here now he's on top again. 85/85 as it should have been.

is he back? 🤔

Messi is the goat, but Bale has always been my favourite player to watch.

84/84 and his pace must be 87 at least

Now he's back to full fitness its great to see, hopefully he will be playing for spurs next season. Think Mourinho has done a great job integrating him back into the team and building his fitness up.

He is fucking back

Andy Carroll is miles above Haaland

Welcome to River Plate

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Funny how his name sounds like a parody of Haalands name, but it's legit

But you have enough.. I wish they were Croatian haha

Bro I wish i was norwegian right now...

Imagine Erling Haaland : 8 goals 8 assists. Albert Tjaland : 8 goals 8 assists. Norway 16-0 France 😭

Imagine the Haaland Family casually winning the world cup together having fun 🤣

Jeeeez

Albert Braut Tjaland, Erling's 17 years old cousin has 64 goals in 37 games for Molde youth... We're not ready for this killer family... Imagine both of them running after the ball the way Haaland does 😭

He'd actually be the second coming of Messi at Barca. But more like a Ronaldo type player. Imagine Pedri, Haaland, Fati, Dembele, De Jong... wow.

Hopefully one day he comes to Barca to fill the shoes of the goat Braithwaite. Hard job to fill but he can do it.

Welcome to Wellington Phoenix

No one can come close to goatwaithe. Maybe Ronaldo nazario but he himself has stated goatwaithe is clear between the two

Deserved for this machine, almost as good as Lord Braithwaite

94 Shot power ffs that’s crazy for a 20 year old. Although it’s deserved. Also how’s he not 87 yet?

Ah yes, 46 crossing to 47 crossing, well deserved. I wonder what goes on in these editors head because 47 is so much better than 46.. pointless even changing that lol

He feels like a robot created to play football

EA loves him

Nothing is stopping him already

bruh if he just learns how to head the ball then nothing will stop him

I understood, it was jk

he was 80 :)

Some stats are still underrated

Now just needs an upgrade in overall 88/93

EA has to put his age at July 1st, because is the day when CM starts

Because he doesn't. He got the stat upgrades he deserves, that's enough for now